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Re: Question
by fitoverforty » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:27 am
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
And lastly: You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen Degeneres
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
And lastly: You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen Degeneres
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Re: Question
by Lesplease » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:31 am
What did the snail say when he was riding on the turtles back?
Wee!
Wee!
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Re: Question
by wolfen147 » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:33 pm
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He sucks at Frogger.
Dam!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He sucks at Frogger.
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Re: Question
by wolfen147 » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:29 pm
What do you get when you cross a midget with dracula?
A vampire who tries to suck the blood from your kneecaps.
My girlfriend hates that one because she's legally a midget
A vampire who tries to suck the blood from your kneecaps.
My girlfriend hates that one because she's legally a midget
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Re: Question
by Packard » Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:04 am
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a swimming pool? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of the front door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a salad? Herb
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall? Art.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs playing the piano? Clever Dick.
If you have your appendix taken out it is called an "appendectomy".
If you have your tonsils taken out is is called a "tonsillectomy".
If a woman has a sex change operation it is called "attachadicktome".
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of the front door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a salad? Herb
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall? Art.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs playing the piano? Clever Dick.
If you have your appendix taken out it is called an "appendectomy".
If you have your tonsils taken out is is called a "tonsillectomy".
If a woman has a sex change operation it is called "attachadicktome".
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Re: Question
by XXstephanieXX » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:03 am
[size=150]Marriage Quotes- for all us married couples out there or weds to be 
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Re: Question
by ldematto » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:01 am
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the ground each morning, the devil says,”OH CRAP, SHE'S UP"!
I got the above with a picture that I couldn't cut and paste - I figure there's lots here that the devil would be referring to! Ha!
I got the above with a picture that I couldn't cut and paste - I figure there's lots here that the devil would be referring to! Ha!
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