Food porn; gustatory orgasms

Every time my fiancé buy chocolates & flowers for me… He ends up eating all of it!

He eats all of it, even the flowers?

You're not one of those people they have on strange TV channels, that marry a Horse or something like that are you?

I've heard some American states have some weird old laws. Presumably the state you live in does permit the consumption of flowers, and homo-equine marriage.

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Maybe he is like Wiggles? She eats flowers. But idk that she's ever had choco?

Well if she has it's one of three things.

1. You gave it to her.

2. Guests / family gave it to her.

3. She sneaks off like a Cat and steals it from the neighbours.

Hopefully she doesn't steal it, as I'm not sure how you'd cope, if she ended up in Rabbit Jail for 6 months, and then out on a tag .

Every time my fiancé buy chocolates & flowers for me… He ends up eating all of it!

He eats all of it, even the flowers?

You're not one of those people they have on strange TV channels, that marry a Horse or something like that are you?

I've heard some American states have some weird old laws. Presumably the state you live in does permit the consumption of flowers, and homo-equine marriage.

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I knew someone would catch that if I didn’t clarify it. No, he doesn’t eat the flowers only the chocolates.
However, some flowers are edible to eat.

I invented a "chocolate safe". This is a combination safe, steel clad and bolted to the floor. It has a timer on the combination and you cannot open the safe until the time set on the timer.

That way you can put chocolate in the safe and not worry that you (or some household moron) will steal your chocolate. You will have only the allotted amount of chocolate at the allotted time. If you miss your time on this safe you will not be able to get at the chocolate until the following day.