Attempted Mugging >:U

The mugger's friends were waiting for me in the underground parking lot. A couple scrubs with nothing going for them. Luckily for me I've been watching self defense videos on YouTube and I managed to break one of their arms (literally bent the elbow the opposite direction), and the other ran away.

I followed Packard's advice of taking out the wallet and saying if anybody bothered me than I'm getting the cops and gunning for him. I forced his word that they're done mugging people, and if they try me again I won't hesitate to cripple them (there are a surprising amount of ways to break a leg). So I don't think I'll be bothered anymore.

Street defense is surprisingly simple and follows our basic instincts, with slight modifications. I am NOT the kind of person who would ever start a fight. But I will sure as hell end one if I'm brought into it.

I managed to break one of their arms (literally bent the elbow the opposite direction)

Wolf, you idiot. you probably gave him an armhole. I have one in my left arm. When I was six, my brother broke my arm in 11 places. broke my shoulder, elbow, wrist and hand (no fingers though!!). I now have pins holding my left arm together, and where the muscle didn't reattach properly, I have a hole in my left elbow. I can put change in it. It's kind of rad.

You gave that idiot an armhole. You have ruined the coolest thing about me ):

Seriously, though, please be careful! Good call on the wallet (:

Lol sorry about that Les I just wanted to get the point across that they are going to stop doing that stuff or they will end up being seriously hurt, even if it's not by me.

I managed to break one of their arms (literally bent the elbow the opposite direction)

Seriously, though, please be careful!

I agree....