MBA, you mean Massive Basketball playing Ability
That actually doesnt suprise me, that some sportspeople don't need to be very inteliigent or scholarly to get scholarships in sport, I mean some sports like Basketball don't have a complicated scoring system, but I would think as long as someone passsed a basic english and Maths test, they'd be relatively okay for some sports scholarships I would think. I mean what's the point of discriminating agaisnt talented people, because they don't read Shakespeare and suck at Algebra?
Well you can spell some eight letter words, count to one hundred and boy you hit some baseballs 100 yards, when can you sign a deal
Let's face it, Wayne Rooney is less likely to get a real degree than Father Christmas and Father Christmas isn't even real.
However if there's any kids watching this, he is real and what I said might have been a lie, because sometimes grown-ups do lie.
Oops doubly controversial