Greetings, I am the kung fu ninja.
My stealthy diet today consisted of:
Breakfast: Large bowl of cereal, toast and orange juice.
11 O'clock snack: A pear and apple juice.
Lunch: Large chicken baguette, strawberry smoothie and a mars bar.
Afternoon snack: Turkey sandwich and a banana.
Dinner: Large portion of chilli and rice and peas.
Is that enough to put on some kung fu ninja bad ass weight?
Thanks in advance, Amitabha kungfuninja