This one uses guidelines and a bullet point system, to manage what you eat. It may look a little bit tricky to get used to and hopefully I've covered all the bases, but once mastered, I'm confident you'll get used to it. Easier than learning a new language anyway

Enjoy

The Boss Man Method
A: 6 meals a day. Caloric intake for females 2,000-2,200. Males 2,300-2,500
B: Meal portions. 350 calories approx for females. 400 approx for men. Both with a ballpark discrepancy of 30 calories either way.
C: Calorie ratios 30% Protein, 40% Carbs, 30% Fats.
D: Protein intake. All Flesh intake, upto 50% Red, the rest being White. Eggs, Mushrooms Legumes and Fish / Shellfish ignore this rule.
E: Carbs 60% fibre, 40% sugar.
F: Saturated Fats, normally 20% of daily total, but limit to around 10-15%, so any overshoots may avoid excessive consumption.
G: Salt. 3-4g a day of the 6g GDA.
Weekly Food Portions
H: Dairy, 1 portion of low or non-fat a day.
I: Eggs, Fish / Shellfish, Legumes, Meat, Mushrooms and Poultry. 1 or more of those 4 with every meal. In the case of Fish / Shellfish and due to metal content, limit to 100g, 3 x a week, 2x 50g portions a day, 3 x a week, or 50g, 6 x a week.
J: Fruits, (Excluding "Savoury Fruits" like Tomatos, Peppers, Aubergine, (Eggplant), Cucumber and Marrow), 1 portion in any or all of the first 3 meals, adhering within Sugar guidelines and Carb calorie ratios where necessary.
K: High GI foods, Bread, Parsnips, Pasta, Rice, (excluding Whole-grains), 1 portion a day, making up to 25-50% of the Carb portion, the rest being mainly things like Dairy, Fungi, Legume, "Savoury Fruit" and Vegetable Carbs.
L: Nuts, Peanuts and Seeds, 1-2 portions a day, comprising 50-100% of Fat intake per portion.
M: Whole-grains. 1 portion a day.
Sundry food intake
N: Herbs and Spices, upto 6 portions a day, 1 portion per meal. Upto 50 grams for Herbs and / or 1 level teaspoon for spices.
Weekly Liquid Intake
O: Caffeine free Tea, (NOT decaffeinated), Cordial, Juice and Water, 4 glasses / cups a day, of one or more of those 4.
P: Almond Milk, Coconut Milk, Cows Milk, Goats Milk, Rice Milk, Soy Milk. upto 2 portions a day, adhering within Sugar guidelines and Carb calorie ratios accordingly.